Why Aren’t Classical Statues Well-Endowed?

Big Questions is back, in shorts form!
Have you ever wondered why male figures in classical statues aren’t particularly well-endowed?

Picture credits:
Getty:
David – Print Collector / Contributor
Greek running pose – Merbe
Cucumbers – Oleg Opryshko
Eros – Print Collector / Contributor
Agon – Print Collector / Contributor
Aristophanes – Hulton Archive / Stringer

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